Grandma Lyrics

You don't have to be awake to be my manAs long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.Though we just met the other dayThere's something I have go to say......Read Full Lyrics

My favorite shoes so good to meI wear them everydayDown at the heel, holes in the toeDon't care what people sayMy feet's best friend, pals to the endWith them I'm one hot chickyTho...Read Full Lyrics

New York City has no powerand the milk is getting sourBut to me this is not scarycause I stay away from dairy...Read Full Lyrics

They'll be times when you get olderWhen you'll want to sleep with peopleJust to make them like you...But don't.(Chorus)cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do. Everybody...Read Full Lyrics

My mother's ashesEven her eyelashesAre resting in a little yellow jarand sometimes when it's breezyOr if I’m feeling sneezyAnd now I......"excuse me!! excuse me!!Yeah noisy boys!...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in the shower and I’m writing a songstop me if you've heard itMy skin is soapy and my hair is wetAnd Tegrin spelt backwards is Nirget(chorus)Lather,rinse,repeatand lather ,ri...Read Full Lyrics

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet Smelly Cat, S...Read Full Lyrics

Terry's a jerkand he won't let me workand i hate central perk(...)and you're all invited to bite me!...Read Full Lyrics

I made a man with eyes of coaland a smile so bewitchinHow was I supposed to knowthat my mom was dead in the kitchen?La la la la la la la la la la la......Read Full Lyrics

I found you in my bed,How’d you wind up there?You are a mystery,Little black curly hair.Little black curly hair.Little black, little black, little black, little blackLittle black...Read Full Lyrics