Cantina Lyrics

Well, I worked on a garbage scow near the Neutral Zone.And I'm sure you've heard what occurs when a fella is alone.Well, I was mighty lonely there 'til I met a man named Jones.And ...Read Full Lyrics

Jason: "Live long and prosper," if you're one of us.Voltaire: "May the Force be with you," unless that phrase don't fit you.Jason: Forever we have been at odds.Voltaire: 'Cause you...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, boys and girls.I am the Doctor, but not the kind that gives you medicine.I've traveled throughout time and space just to please the human race.So let's not dillydally; let's...Read Full Lyrics

Well, it's hot as Hell out there, and the suns, they bake the streets.But it's cool in here, in this cantina where we meet.The room is full of faces I've never seen before.I guess ...Read Full Lyrics

Robert:Ladies and gentlemen of the Geonosian Gladiator Area, presenting the epic battle of a Star Trek redshirt and a Star Wars Storm Trooper.Voltaire:Expendable.I'm wearing red an...Read Full Lyrics

If, while you're out in space, loveYou're horny as a targTake a tip from a security chief, loveThat phat slut Tasha YarShe discovered the pleasures of DataHe became her sexual pet'...Read Full Lyrics

I was stranded on a planet, just me and SpockWe met a nasty, Nazi alien who locked our asses upWe found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bedWe made a laser phaser gun and sho...Read Full Lyrics

we were in the badlands one daychasing b'elanna and chakotaywe were wizzed then to the delta quadrantfuck, that's far awayi wanna go home, please let me go homei say 'screw the oca...Read Full Lyrics

i'm the order of the bat'leth, son of kahlessyour family has no honor, but i couldn't care lessi was born to kill federation swineand i celebrate with a barrel of blood winei drink...Read Full Lyrics