Intro Lyrics

Congratulations, for making it this far You've officially reached the end of the album If you're not drunk yet, please refer (To track number two, to track number five, to track nu...Read Full Lyrics

Can you imagine being a guy ladybug? Where will I be ten years from now? Hell, where will I be ten minutes from now? If I was a crystal in a cave, would I be a stalagtite, or a sta...Read Full Lyrics

Let's face the facts you ain't coming back, Like a train down a track. So much I'd change, even your last name But it's way oo late for that. While I'm sinking low You're taki...Read Full Lyrics

Yea Today I wanted to write a tune Started strummin' this little groove, I could've wrote about love or money Something sad or something funny But hey, hey, hey What's so wrong, w...Read Full Lyrics

Hey man this came for you today Oh, thanks buddy I love manila Jeez Dude what is up with this letter I got to the plastic part Alright, wow. Dear Jarred, I'm a female between the a...Read Full Lyrics

Last night I went to town Hit every bar around A hundred bottles of beer on the wall Lord, I could drink 'em all With Jose, Jack and Jim My best drinking friends We poured 'em up,...Read Full Lyrics

I ain't rich and I ain't famous But there's folks out there that come to see the band. At times it seems that Nashville won't claim us. So we just keep on trucking in a beat up v...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I had me a horse, named Bad Luck She wasn't good lookin', but she sure could buck Yeah hoo, hey, hey Yippee-yi-ki-yay I put my momma on her, she threw her in the air My dad ...Read Full Lyrics

It was 3 a.m. Got a call from my friends in Teavana. They said we're down in Mexico Man you outta go hop a plane, if you wanna We been soaking up the sun Here having fun Hangin' ou...Read Full Lyrics

What the, hello Can not believe you answered Me neither what's up man? What is up bro? Well I was sleeping, Sleeping? Are you serious? Dude it's 3 in the morning where are you?...Read Full Lyrics