T-Shirt Lyrics

I got an ape performing in my head If he don't stop then i will soon be dead This monkey's no friend of mine I try to act straight but he's on cloud number nine He's got a cup mad...Read Full Lyrics

I have a t.v. screen of some 32 inches T.v. dinner and an easy chair From where I view a disaster And switch the channel fast And thank my lucky star I wasn't there The world's in ...Read Full Lyrics

Sun didn't rise this morning Not a sign come noon Heard the noise of a thousand voices But no one else was in my room Reached for my holy bible But it seems as though i've lost my ...Read Full Lyrics

Gimme flowers and birds in the trees Gimme cute, the spice and the sweet Gimme righteous but not too much And a tender touch Gimme god and the holy ghost Peanut butter and jelly o...Read Full Lyrics

Try to convince yourself that you're doing me a favor When not too deep inside you that it ain't so So you compete with the arts And your act is climbing up the charts You can pick...Read Full Lyrics

Give me a drink - i need some time to think this over Should i go through that door - i wanna be sure tonight The girls look pale and the liquor is stale and i'm sober The place is...Read Full Lyrics

Got this feeling - the feeling ain't good You said it'd go away i knew it never would I may not be clever i may not be wise But a deaf, dumb and blind man would see through the lie...Read Full Lyrics

I'm out but it ain't too late Like i want it to be you know i just can't wait For the darkness to tuck me in So go turn off the lights and let it begin Make it tonight and turn of...Read Full Lyrics

My intension was to stand on my feet But i had to lay down i was feeling beat From a race i really thought i could win I was beat before i even had a chance to begin How could i ev...Read Full Lyrics

Det blev sommar för fröken Svår.Det blev äntligen en paus i alla böcker och tentor,det blev fest i en studentkorridor.Fröken Svår kastar skit på alla fulla studenter.Fröke...Read Full Lyrics