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I'll tell you about the driver who lives inside my head Starts me up and stops me and puts me into bed He opens up my mouth when it's time for me to talk Fires up my legs when he w...Read Full Lyrics

Dogs stole things I needed bad Cats took what I never had Pillows for my aching head A glass of milk next to my bed The creatures that seem, oh so kind And sleep all day and ease ...Read Full Lyrics

Piper, piper the red, red worm, Awoke last night to the sound of the storm, The words are the words I sailed upon....Read Full Lyrics

Take a piece of tinsel And put it on the tree Cut a slab a melon And pretend that you still love me Carve out a pumpkin And rely on your destiny Get in your car And cruise the...Read Full Lyrics

When I get home from work, what do I do? I try to kill you When I get home from work, what do I do? I try to kill you And why would I try to kill you? Because you're a Big black ...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome, this is a farmhouse. We have cluster flies, alas. And this time of year is bad. We are so very sorry There is little we can do, But swat them She didn't beg, oh not enou...Read Full Lyrics

Bring it. Whoo! Unh, unh, unh, unh Hoo cah cah Hah hah, hah hah Bicka bicka bow bow bow, Bicka bow bow bump bump What, what, what, what Hah hah hah hah Unh, On your mark ready set ...Read Full Lyrics

Cry baby cry Make your mother sigh She's old enough to know better The king of Marigold was in the kitchen Cooking breakfast for the queen The queen was in the parlour Playing pia...Read Full Lyrics

As a young man I went riding out on the western plain In the state of North Dakota I met my Nellie Kane I met my Nellie Kane She was living in a lonely cabin with a son by anothe...Read Full Lyrics

I can't stand it I know you planned it I'mma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rocking when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal bal ain't so crystal clear While you sit bac...Read Full Lyrics