Comedy Lyrics

Well I do believe that crime paysAnd I do believe there’s... I do believe that there’s countless ways And crime pays crime pays...Read Full Lyrics

Gretchen, GretchenI’ve been fetchin’ Some shiny fish From the sea The sea Down in Galilee...Read Full Lyrics

You sure are a professionalJust like in the books I read ??? particular ??? You sure are a professional Living the life you do Professional...Read Full Lyrics

You’re pretty nonchalantWith your four (fore?) arms And your bleeding teeth I think you’re pretty nonchalant I’d have to say you’re quite nonchalant...Read Full Lyrics

Why a pictureIs it all too false The shepherd gathers in Voices from the darkness Bleeding from lonely mountains They are more quiet at day Sight in the sun Live and survive The ta...Read Full Lyrics

Sailors sail the seas on endThey leave someplace They’ll come again And if you’re there You might see them Carefree as the summer wind Way up high Up in that cloud The seaway o...Read Full Lyrics

He was a cruel young boyA cruel young boy Used to set traps For some retarded friends he had But one day When all the snow was melting Their mother, Mrs. Potter Was on my bus Going...Read Full Lyrics

Yesterday a strange phenomenonAnd now today You think it’s changed You tell me that you Think it’s a change And now today Yesterday Today, today...Read Full Lyrics

Walk out shut the doorIt’s the same it was before Walk out shut the door Now it’s the same it was before...Read Full Lyrics

You can stop nowCause I don’t want none of that gibberish Yes, you can stop now I don’t want your playing around Well you can stop now I don’t want your morality Stop...Read Full Lyrics