Moyda Lyrics

Me, I'm the Lonesome KickerExtra points, field goals at your serviceOne might think it comes with gloryYou might think different after you listen to my storyMy helmet is equipped w...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you pick up after your done?I'm not your slaveI'm not your motherI'm not your maidI mean I've got a life tooSo fuck you!Why can't you be nicer to my friend?They're gonna ...Read Full Lyrics

Where's my Peggy Sue?I could use a RosalitaIf there's a Long Tall Sally out thereI'm dyin' to meet herWhy can't I hear Beth callin' me?Why can't I be the one to make Sara smile?I w...Read Full Lyrics

Hanging with my sweet amourShe came out with a lion's roarYelling, "I'm going to the corner store,Be back at quarter to four""Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer"She can be like ...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a young manI didn't like to danceI was shyI'd stand against the wall all nightI'd never take a chanceSo afraidI wouldn't get on that dance floorUnless I was really drunk...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I had myself a girlfriend For almost two whole years We had no secrets We had no fears There was nothing we wouldn't do When we were in the sack She'd even pop the zit ...Read Full Lyrics

HeyWhy'd you wake me from my nap?I'm not in the moodTo play your gamesOr sit on your lapYouWhere's my Yankees drinking glass?I want some juiceAnd I want it nowSo you better move yo...Read Full Lyrics

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake You choose to ignore I Even though me hung...Read Full Lyrics

I am a simple goatI live on the back of a pick-up truckThe Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot ropeAm I happy he don't give a fuckHe's filled with anger, and filled with rageAnd tel...Read Full Lyrics

My mom bought you when I was just 13,the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,"That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout.But...Read Full Lyrics