Priest Lyrics

Thank you dear lady for being my mom,you did all my homework you took me to prom,and I was the only guy who got lucky that night......Read Full Lyrics

Pokemon's a silly fazeBarney's now just purple hazeThe Power Rangers lost their will to fightYeah the pigs in space, they rule the skyAnd Oscar's still a grouchy guyAnd Animal is l...Read Full Lyrics

I, lie next to her in the bedShe's the kind of girl i'd like to wedNevermind the fact that she's, deadIt turns me onIt turns me onSure, she's a little cold to the touchBut that doe...Read Full Lyrics

I bought a gerbil from the petting zooIf Richard Gere can do it I can tooI get undressed, start to lubeI stick the gerbil in the end of the tubeWondering just how he'll feelWill he...Read Full Lyrics

All my days I live with my disgrace I'm afraid to show my face Or at least take off my underwear See I was born Like a half way neutered pet I don't have a matching set It's a par...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friendFred was kind, with good intentBut just a little differentOh, special FredMama dropped him on his headNow he's not so bright inteadH...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, you're so beautiful, baby. Oh, your hair. And I just, I love kissing your neck. Oh, look at this little belly button. Look at that. And I love you just.. What the f-- ...Read Full Lyrics

Here we are dear old friend You and I drunk again Laughs have been had and and tears have been shed Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head But if I were gay I would give you my heart...Read Full Lyrics