Muffy Lyrics

Take stuff from work.It's the best way to feel better about your job.Never buy pens or pencils or paper.Take 'em from work.Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'em fr...Read Full Lyrics

I am a sensitive artist.Nobody understands me because I am so deep.In my work, I make allusions to books that nobody else has read,Music that nobody else has heard,And art that nob...Read Full Lyrics

1, 21, 2, 3, 4I was a teenage wussIn junior high schoolI had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimplesI wore really wussy clothesMost of the kids called me a faggotEven some of the ot...Read Full Lyrics

The Heavy Holy Man sits on the hill,Holding hard wooden ball.Hears mysteries of the universe unfolding but blocks it all out.He has one eye pointed toward the sky,As the other sear...Read Full Lyrics

I can't relate to peopleWho rush to catch the trainSo much strainFor such a momentary gainWhy not just onceTry to live a dayIn a leisurely wayLike in those paintings byDuboffetFlut...Read Full Lyrics

Dick was obsessed with his dick.He would beat off at least three times a day:In the morning, when he woke up,Right after or right before dinner,And right before he went to sleep.If...Read Full Lyrics