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Hey!Mama's little angel plays pocket pool, pocket poolMama's little angel is a pocket pool manMama's little angel plays pocket pool, pocket poolMama's little angel is a pocket pool...Read Full Lyrics

It's one of those nights I don't need a dateJust one of those nights I wanna masturbateI'll ride my dildo all through the nightI'll slide my dildo 'til I cum with delight(Dildo des...Read Full Lyrics

You're a spiky little weirdo in black leather pantsI really like the way you do that sexy danceYou're everything I've wanted in my wildest dreamsI bet your body tastes like peppero...Read Full Lyrics

Okay, you guys, come on, everybodyGet down on the beach, surf's up!Summertime is here, it's time for surfin' and sun, now(Surfin' and sun, now, surfin' and sun)So put on your bikin...Read Full Lyrics

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Rock, rock, rockabilly earwigRock, rock, rockabilly earwigRock, rock, rockabilly earwigRock, rock, rockabilly earwigThere's one now, so pass the bug spray to meThey're in my house,...Read Full Lyrics

Beaver shotBikini wax, bikini wax, you really gotta wax 'er downBikini wax, bikini wax, you really gotta wax 'er down...Read Full Lyrics

I need a date (I need a date)I want a mate (I want a mate)Well, I don't care who (Don't care who)I just want a screw (Just want a screw)I'll be big (He'll be big)And tough (And tou...Read Full Lyrics

Need some help around the house?(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)Rake the leaves or catch a mouse(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)Walk the dog or wash the clothes(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)Wax th...Read Full Lyrics