Ichabod! Lyrics

Said the scalawag to the carpetbagger"Let's hatch a plot so cloak-and-daggerA few monkey trials in a kangaroo courtKill the hoi polloi and the real McCoys."So the twang-fakers and ...Read Full Lyrics

The old archduke with the Death Rattle Blues sat hacking up a lungAnd in his grief he grit his teeth and bit off half his tongueHe called for the coppersmith to come, and ten able-...Read Full Lyrics

Down by the river where you ought not goLive a man and a monkey on Bottom RoadHe's got a mojo workin' on a black cat boneJohn the Conqueroo, gonna take it homeGonna tune my banjer,...Read Full Lyrics

Joe's got the Union Carbide BluesDiggin' ditches since '62West Paducah, "City on the Go"Tired of fingers growin' out of his elbowsDown in Building C-4 double-naughtSonsabitches tho...Read Full Lyrics

Take the finest wine in all the land, pour it out on burning sandTo raise up the rarest desert rose divineTeach the golden moon to glow brighter still on earth belowThey will never...Read Full Lyrics

Look at the monkeyThe monkey on the doghouseWith his fez and belted vestHe'll be after your women nextSo sees the monkeyThe monkey on the doghouseJab at the monkeyThe monkey on the...Read Full Lyrics

Nellie Emerson Bell, ninety sevenOf Murray, died four thirty sevenThursday evening at Rescue Nursing HomeShe was a member of Grace Baptist ChurchServices held at elevenSaturday at ...Read Full Lyrics