IHOP Lyrics

It's just over there, José Whoa, this IHOP is goin' off! Sure is, look at all those people in the parking lot Hey, Mark, check out those guys Hey, you, nasty freak Shake that nas...Read Full Lyrics

My car, my house, my kid, my spouse My team, my dream, I gots to feed the beast My glutes, my bod, they say, "My God" My tris, my calves, my thighs The hits, the tags, the sex, the...Read Full Lyrics

Papa did you see me hit a home run last night? I lit the stadium on fire, I was Oakland's pride Daddy, did you see me? (Look what I can do, yeah) Daddy, do you hear me crying? (Cry...Read Full Lyrics

What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real You know I've been all around the world, right? But tonight I'm on my dumb shit I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon So excited to see her...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah It's Hunter Stomping through the forest like a retarded Tyrannosaurus Hunter eating beefcakes in the back-a Ford Taurus Fuck a chorus, fuck my moms, fuck your dad, fuck this ...Read Full Lyrics

Decisions This was the hardest day of my life Should I stay or should I go? Help me, Lord, to decide Three blocks from home when she caught my eye I shouldn't even be looking but ...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh, two banditos Well howdy ma'am, we the two banditos Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos Similar to autopedos, (?) Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown Hunter's th...Read Full Lyrics

KidBrain Boxing gloves, condoms and blue blockers Dress shoes, a Sharpie and three quarters A football, hacky-sack, frisbee in the back and a baseball cap Two folding chairs, adir...Read Full Lyrics

I landed in London At a quarter to noon So excited to see her Took a cab to her room I know she's exquisite So I had to visit Pushed my back to the front of the door And you wouldn...Read Full Lyrics

Hey yo! This one is dedicated to all the little kids out there Whose parents are always riding them Telling them to "do your homework" Never letting you eat dessert Making you go t...Read Full Lyrics