Trees Lyrics

It makes me chuckle When I see your shirt tucked in With that big belt buckle You're a fine specimen You have dip in your lip And a really nice grin One thing I know for sure You...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Lord... Lucifer Will you make my dreams come true Oh my fucking God Devil You know that I love you Cause you know everything on Earth But I have to thank God for your birth H...Read Full Lyrics

My cat ran away from home I have no idea where he's gone My life just doesn't feel the same I've tried and tried calling his name Could he be in Vegas or perhaps Hollywood Is he c...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm no expert on outer space But it seems cooler than this place Cause there are no cunts to control us Unless aliens get in our face Already feeling spaced the fuck out What...Read Full Lyrics

Mark Zuckerburg came along And now everyone is gone Where the fuck did they go I'm not sure that they know They could not keep it at a visit It's such a drug so they have to have...Read Full Lyrics

My head feels like it's about to explode If only that would really happen It would no longer feel at all sore Cause as you know I would not be here anymore My brain would be all o...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a skinny really white guy At times I'm kind of quite shy But it sorta just depends It could seem like we're already friends I might even freak you out Do crazy shit and be too ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a cowboy bang bang This gun is not a toy It's the real thing I got a reputation in my town When I'm poppin' caps They all hear my sound And if any man tries to challenge He's ...Read Full Lyrics

Woah the boogeyman is gay He jumped out the closet wanting to play We said sorry man we don't roll that way But if you find some other guys that's quite okay Do what you want but ...Read Full Lyrics