Al & Ed Lyrics

My best friend. I mean that, I really do.Fun to talk to and hang on the roof.If I ain't gay, I don't know what you're talking about.Just can't say. Gonna say it anyway.Debbie, I lo...Read Full Lyrics

Whispering Schmidt, how do you do it?Whispering Schmidt, how do you do it?Whispering Schmidt, how do you do it?Whispering Schmidt.He was locked inside a cave.He could not behave.No...Read Full Lyrics

Made for food, made for fun.Made for two different types of buns.Gonna eat you from toe to tit.Gonna feel the spoon upon your lips.Many thanks for the party,The silverware insertio...Read Full Lyrics

I eat crepe for breakfast,Sometimes a hundred a day.Ride on my bicycle seat.Les Enfants du Paradis.Making skid marks in z bike shorts,Skid marks on z road.Riding all night long,Mak...Read Full Lyrics

Do you wanna take a bite of this food?You're gonna take a bite of this food.It's got mayo, it's got lettuce, it's got meat,It's got pubes.I bet the king never thought of this.I bet...Read Full Lyrics

Chisel out a headstone, cheap and gay.No reason, just cheap and gay.I'm ready to snuff it.The death song.Not in the cemetery, too yuppie or on the split oak trailThat took the life...Read Full Lyrics

Like a bird on the wireLike a drunk in a midnight choirI have tried in my way to be freeLike a worm on a hookLike a knight from some old fashioned bookI have saved all my ribbons f...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus]Will it give me injuryJust try itCan I tell a lie to youJust buy itAre you coming on to meDeny itWhen I turn the master keyYou’re higher than a star[Verse 1]Don’t let li...Read Full Lyrics

Oh what an honour, the odds have smiled on meChosen for my chance for fameOh what an honour, I know the world will seeThough I never will see themDon't miss what's next up on your ...Read Full Lyrics

The call of the void utters my name.The darkness, impending demise.Despicable thoughts come alive and as I descend, the demons arise.My body is taken hold.It's no longer mineThe De...Read Full Lyrics