Le Jerk Lyrics

What must I do to take a holiday Show me a bill that they can make me pay Tell me a story And maybe I'll believe it Me I'm just a lucky guy Young and free Too hard to cry ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm bored I'm the chairman of the bored I'm a lengthy monologue I'm livin' like a dog I'm bored I bore myself to sleep at night I bore myself in broad daylight 'Cause I'm bored...Read Full Lyrics

I'm healthy as a horse But everything is spinnin' And if I use a gun I'm sure to go to prison I'm stubborn as a mule And nobody breaks my rules But nothin' comes my way. I've got ...Read Full Lyrics

Sooner or later baby I'm gonna squeeze you just like a tomato Sooner or later baby I'll probably peel you like some old potato Just give me some pleasure It's my life Sooner or la...Read Full Lyrics

Bright lights, Houston is hot tonight Arabian sheiks and money, up in the sky Now I don't mind, a bloodbath, when I've got oil, on my breath [unknown] eye to eye, Houston is hot to...Read Full Lyrics

I'm her only man And she's my only romance I'm her only man And she's my only romance Singing oh, oh, oh I'm a happy man Singing oh, oh, oh I can make her scream 'Cause she's my ...Read Full Lyrics

We're seeking employment We're ready and strong Knockin' 'em down in the city We're knockin' 'em down We don't care where they fall Knockin' 'em down in the city And we don't car...Read Full Lyrics

Do you remember when we met That's the day I knew you were my pet I wanna tell you How much I love you Come with me My love To the sea The sea of love I wanna tell you Just how m...Read Full Lyrics