Plan B Lyrics

I'm driving slow Because I don't want to show up early There's nothing worse than a party When you don't know anybody The men want to get it on The women want to show it off I just...Read Full Lyrics

The end's not near It's here Alleluia Spread the cheer And watch the millenarians Throw a party for a thousand years You won't see the pious praying They'll be too busy flaying All...Read Full Lyrics

Merry Christmas everyone Ha, ha, ha, ha Thank you! Christmas Christmas piglet in the snow Holy piglet aren't you cold? (Chris) Little piglet in the snow Holy piglet ho ho ho Rock...Read Full Lyrics

So welcome to the gameLadies and gentlemen shout the nameSeattle SuperSonicsAre basketball bionicAnd Gary Payton was onBounce pass up court to ShawnAnd the crowd sang alongchorusSu...Read Full Lyrics

Confusion, I trashed me life Confusion, get me out of my site Confusion, she just annoys ya Confusion, do I love her or do I just destroy her No matter what I do, I can't seem...Read Full Lyrics

You know Christmas time is a lovely time of the yearYou can crack a little soda, get a present, and have yourself a beerYou can make everybody screamWhen you dress up like Santa an...Read Full Lyrics

Standing up high on a mountain topLooking at the valley belowMary Poppins flies by on a rattlesnake andI burry my head in the Egyptian snowRobert Goulet on the River NileBlue moon ...Read Full Lyrics

Bargains, bargainsGuess you lied to me about possibilitesLeaving yourself to pleaseWho knows when they'll get it right for meWaiting for time to killDays that are always filledDisa...Read Full Lyrics

In the hazy light I seeLonely croak, dark green dreamsI got no paddle and I got no shoesI'm solo in a raw hide canoeHundreds of thoes little bug eyesThem drooly running glassy eyes...Read Full Lyrics

Hi this is Dave Dederer fromThe Presidents Of The United States Of AmericaAnd you're listening to....AlrightSeattlePortlandPortlandSan FransiscoLos AngelosNew YorkTulsaHoustonDalla...Read Full Lyrics