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It was a perfect night for a feast delightWon’t you come inThey all were there, the pickles and pearsFrom A to ZenThere was every dish from chicken to fishAnd every water and win...Read Full Lyrics

Caught a train to London But it went to France Ended up in New Orleans doin' a voodoo dance What game are you playing? What did you put in my tea? You got your hands on the steerin...Read Full Lyrics

Too many dances have ended When the band runs out of tunes Too many hearts have been broken When the pieces come unglued Too many dreams abandoned When the new moon's lost it's sh...Read Full Lyrics

One and one makes three that's the way this love is going There's only you and me but together we're overflowing And if this sounds crazy let me make this clear If a kiss is a cand...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a simple man Make a living any way you can Workin' his hands all day Sing a song to keep the blues away Lift it up sing it out Sing your lullabye I'm in a traveling show...Read Full Lyrics

There was a man with land as far as you could see From Mexico to Carolina He said leave your life behind and follow me There'll be enough to satisfy you Diamonds for your hands And...Read Full Lyrics

Hush little baby Don't you cry I'm never going away-a A mighty fine woman someday you'll be Wedding bells are gonna chime You'll shed a few tears over the years The lamb and lion ...Read Full Lyrics