Randall Lyrics

Lets write a song, baby My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name, My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna ...Read Full Lyrics

You think I don't see you but I do Creepin' around with yer hot pants on And them patent leather shoes Please forgive me baby But I've been up here too long Now everybody sing alon...Read Full Lyrics

I pretend I can't hang up the phone Coz if I do then he gets you And I'll be in this room alone Staring at the carpet Wondering how they made it You always say I should not be afra...Read Full Lyrics

Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, And I don't care what you say, I can tell when we play, That you don't believe in me, So this is how it'll end, Lik...Read Full Lyrics

Just tell me his name Just tell me you didn't get laid on our bedroom And was it the same Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine Do you remember the way it was when I was hom...Read Full Lyrics

Bumping around in the back In the dark I see people Huddled around the girl She is the one in the back of the bar with a photo Of Nixon and Mary-Jane I am the one in the back of t...Read Full Lyrics

Hey there Mr. Marlboro man, what you gonna do, When there's nobody left but your choke smoking self to abuse? Hey there Mr. C.E.O man, where you gonna be, When your daughter and me...Read Full Lyrics

Here we areTrying to locate the rainbow streamThere I go.. over and under againHe thinks he.. knows where I am without seeing meAnd there I stand in the shadowHe casts behind and I...Read Full Lyrics

She stands on the deck hear, To watch all the landslides, She's waiting for myrtle, Can't wait 'til she drives by, She's focused on football, Making her plants grow, You'd think he...Read Full Lyrics

You're a real tough cookie with a long history Of breaking little hearts like the one in me That's okay, let's see how you do it Put up your dukes, let's get down to it [Chorus] H...Read Full Lyrics