Failure Lyrics

Campari/Soda just won't do and alcopops make me shit blueTequila's alright if drunk quickFucking Pernod makes me sick!... I want beer! (x4)Whisky makes me want to fight Martini sim...Read Full Lyrics

Where's your ID? What are your names?AlBruceCarlMikeDennisWhat are you guys?The Beach Boys...Read Full Lyrics

Wont' you take, take, take, take, take me anywhere?Won't you take me here, won't you take me over thereWon't you take me down to the corner, I wanna ignore ya, I'm on my ownI don't...Read Full Lyrics

Feed you misinformation to keep you in your homesThe Government is lying and it's not ours aloneNeed you to fight their war for powerSend millions to their deathsSo why the fuck do...Read Full Lyrics

Wonderful K. A. Y. A.Down by the old mill streamWhere I first met youK. E. W. B.You're listening to Murray the KDown by the old mill streamAnd the Beach Boy ShowHi this is Carl Wil...Read Full Lyrics

Now you work at Gap and your hair's like Starbucks' - 80s throwback fucker why don't you sort it out? Why don't you sort it out?...Read Full Lyrics

Slumped in the corner on the bar with a pint in me handthe whole country's fucked up with stuff I don't understandPeople are pointing, am I an outcast?My liver's really fucked up.....Read Full Lyrics

I hate lifeIt's a stupid board gameI hate just aboutEverythingI wanna blow out the candleBlow out my brainI'm secretly jealous of Kurt CobainAnd the coloured girls singdoo - doodoo...Read Full Lyrics

Time to giddy-up doo wah diddy-upSan Francisco San FranciscoHer lover's arms were open wideWhere the gates of goldenWaits with charms unfoldin'Hold that cable car up there with pri...Read Full Lyrics

You're at prom I'm home playin nintendolookin' out of my window wonderin' what I could beYou're the queen I'm home dreamin' on TatooineI can't help from what it seems I'll never be...Read Full Lyrics