Thumper Lyrics

In the chatroom on the internetI broke out in sweat from a girl I met I asked her out she said alright mate name a time and a place and we will arrange date friday at eight she sai...Read Full Lyrics

Wild Bird flying Sing a song that I can't capture I'll make it up to you somehow High my hat was hung there for a while On a pole set up Norwegian style Ready to show them what I ...Read Full Lyrics

There's a ribbon wrapped around your heartA tender moment sparks against the darkPieces so faithfully, fall one by oneWhen You Love SomeoneWhen You Love SomeonePromises we'd break ...Read Full Lyrics

here it goes and this won't take longjust let me dedicate a songto a girl who turned this boy to stoneand you know who you arehere's a hintshe dosen't have a caror the time to be i...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus:Who else has your heart tonight, who else (who else)Who else stays awake all night, who elseIf a picture says a thousand words,you don't have to say a thing'Cause I can see ...Read Full Lyrics

Compulsive eating disorder, can't eat without tearsPut away the comfort food, it's starving you to deathWhy don't you stop complaining and eat a little less?Why don't you stop comp...Read Full Lyrics

Hello mom I'm fine where the sun is dyingHow's the weather around my old hometownYou seem to worry about my livingSay that all is forgivenWhat's lost is bound to be foundI hope you...Read Full Lyrics

I got 2.7 kids. It's the best thing that I ever did (x4)I got 2.7 kids and now I have a perfect lifeWe left it up to god's hands and 2.7 is what he decidesI got 2.7 kids and now I ...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus:I hate the lord. I say it with pride.I hate the lord. I feel it inside.I hate the lord. I say it with pride.I hate the lord. I wish he'd die.The sexist bible calls god heWhy...Read Full Lyrics

There's no way I'm gonna believeIn some old man that I can't seeOr in some omnipotent white guyThat is supposed to live up in the skyI'm not going to listen to some jerkTrying to t...Read Full Lyrics