DMV Lyrics

Back in history in the roaring 20's there was a law called prohibitionNo one was to drink or make alcoholToday in the 90's we have a new lawPeople getting mugged by strung out junk...Read Full Lyrics

It's been a long time since I've put up with youIt's been a long time since I've dealt with youThe complaining and moaning and bitching and groaningLaughing and hating and silence ...Read Full Lyrics

She loves him just enough, to be lad thereSpread eagle exposing her loveHer sighs and moans meant nothing to himBut a girl must do what she must do.Hail To The KingAnd his court of...Read Full Lyrics

It's 2:37 pm I want to go to the store to buy some sunflower seeds in case I got nothing to do tonight I like kids So I'm walking to the store and the neighbor's kid runs into me w...Read Full Lyrics

You had me thinking like a purple ocean Oh, what a line for me to start this song You may be sleeping by an open door and ... You may be saying that these words are wrong. Take a ...Read Full Lyrics

Felix was a little catHe had a little magic sackHe used it in his time of need, to run from painBut Felix was a little catAnd we are people, that's a factWe can't bail out like a t...Read Full Lyrics

No! That's wrong; I'm always rightI love to get in arguments, I love to fightOf course I'm right, I'm never wrong."He's as gullible, he played the fool all alongPeople like you sho...Read Full Lyrics

Money makes the world go round,in every city and every townEverybody has to workBut no one gets what they deserveThe IRS and Uncle Scam have manufactured a master planTo profit off...Read Full Lyrics

Looking, laughing, talking all your shit Wondering if you live your life just so you can fit Could it be real Or you're a fake Nobody's that way ... Give me a fucking break No reco...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, can I borrow that? I promise I'll give it back next time. But take a good look at it, you'll never see it again. I'll steal anything just as long as it's collectible.But if yo...Read Full Lyrics