Twister Lyrics

Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on Ham on whole whe...Read Full Lyrics

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air My...Read Full Lyrics

This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long Couldn't think of any lyrics No I never wrote t...Read Full Lyrics

You make me want to slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me want to buy a Slurpee at the mall You make me watch the Gong Show There's really something ki...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it strange? Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say if only they knew that I was Part of some geneticist's plan Born to be a carbon copy man There in a pet...Read Full Lyrics

La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you 'Samatta you...Read Full Lyrics

Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building I saw he...Read Full Lyrics

Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest I said yeah...Read Full Lyrics

My life, it used to be incomplete 'Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet My life it won't be the same again Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my den...Read Full Lyrics