Intro Lyrics

Testing: testing: {scrape scrape scrape scrape} Hear that? That's my lip ring Testing: testing, one, two, buckle my shoe Poo poo pee doo...Read Full Lyrics

On the t.v. Rosanne is all upset because she has to go to some dumb party with Dan and she has absolutely nothing to wear and Dan isn't very sympathetic and I feel bad for her 'cau...Read Full Lyrics

I have recently graduated from light sleeper to insomniac, and quite frankly I find it startling. I lie there, staring at the dark ceiling, and wait. Wait for sleep to smack me s...Read Full Lyrics

Smoke another cigarette and think about what to do. Don't think you're gonna like to hear this But I'm not coming home to you. I met my love in Amsterdam He says to say hello. He w...Read Full Lyrics

okay already: i'm here to tell you i'm having yet another shitty day. i swear, sometimes my shitty days run into each other giving me a shitty weeks. i think i'm in the middle of a...Read Full Lyrics

he phones to yak and wack wack wack, this irritating boy.step on a crack to break his back, for he brings to me no joy.he speaks too long i reply in tongueshe doesn't understand.ca...Read Full Lyrics

if smiling raver chubby girls with fragrant barretted blond curls won't lead you to stray...you got the job! if you don't mind cigarette smoke or my addiction to diet coke and sex ...Read Full Lyrics