Moron Lyrics

It's a beach party Vietnam Surfin' with the Viet Cong Cookin' hot dogs with napalm A beach party Vietnam Frankie and Annette were layin' on the sand When Frank got a letter from h...Read Full Lyrics

Went out to feed the cattle And to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies Just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner Had dropped from out of the sky Well, I was so darn hap...Read Full Lyrics

Happy is the bride The sun shines upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy Ya' know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy 'till I annihilate you Li...Read Full Lyrics

Across the sea, across the sea That's where your hand was takin' me Goin' to places that I've never been I hear your name Someone's calling your name I better go now Someone's cal...Read Full Lyrics

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Well, just relax, you'll feel fine Light up a smoke (Do, do, do, do, do) 'Cause life is no joke (Do, do, do, d...Read Full Lyrics

I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire And I will come upon you like Lightning from above And I will plant...Read Full Lyrics

Your ears fell off in the parking lot Your blood's still drippin', God, I hope it clots You say you're okay but we know you're not Your eyes went crossed do you see spots? Well, I...Read Full Lyrics

Hello Colin, it's the Fez Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? You have angered the ...Read Full Lyrics

Holland is ruled by Midgets Pope owns CBS Subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox, gone frigid The President's painted green Jesus C...Read Full Lyrics

After two years And two hundred thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know, they're up there still 'Cause we were giants in those days And I was always t...Read Full Lyrics