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Prom QueenWho cut the cheese?Prom QueenShe'll get down on her knees.Prom QueenThat was a nasty queave.Prom QueenI bet you're full of STDsProm QueenShe's a teaseProm QueenShe's got ...Read Full Lyrics

She leaves her footprints in the snow She is the greatest thing I know She is the coolest thing around And when she walks she shakes the ground She's got big hands She's got long l...Read Full Lyrics

I hate my Mailbox.People always throw their eggs.Run over by drunks.Baseball bats swung high.Cherry bombs! Firecrackers! M-80s!Four mailboxes this week!I hate my mailbox!Shaving cr...Read Full Lyrics

I remember when Ville would scream "FUCK ME".I remember when Ville would scream "FUCK ME".Used to fuck girls back in '95.Jump into a lake of fire!Right into a pentagram!Pits of Hel...Read Full Lyrics

Perfect soldier, stand six foot tallPanic from his heart told a storyPlay a hymn on a trumpetDeceipher this tragedyJudgement, gravity, sorrowHeld him downMarching to a tower,Tempta...Read Full Lyrics

The tower stares a soldier downMakes him sleep to complete destinySickened to destroy a black tombstoneComplete, fallen, foreverDust throws up a white deathShadows this soldiers de...Read Full Lyrics

There once was a fag named Brian!Who downloaded music all day!So Pig Destroyer came and killed the fag!And then raped his faggy skull!Brian likes music!...Read Full Lyrics

Black pen Black pen you used to be my friendBlack pen Black pen now you're all the trendSometimes my jewel case likes to kiss meThose puppy dog eyes eat away at my soulThe lamp lau...Read Full Lyrics

Pasta! Pasta! You taste so good when drowning.You beat up all the rice, and call taco's hoes.You and pizza are what I needSauce and bread, bread and saucePASTA PIZZA PASTAI love th...Read Full Lyrics

Heaven knows my name by heart!Count Paunch the Saints scream into the evil dark!Björn knows that God wants to f*ck him in the ass, f*ck him in the ass!I know that I want to f*ck B...Read Full Lyrics