Farming Lyrics

It all began when I was born a month too soonMy ma was frightened by a runaway saloonPa was forced to be a hoboBecause he played the oboeAnd the oboe, it is clearly understoodIs an...Read Full Lyrics

Three little unexpected children simultaneouslyThe doctor bought us in you can seeThat we'll be three forever and E, I, OYou wouldn't know how agonizing being triplets can beEach o...Read Full Lyrics

My dear children, hello. Oh, no no no children, everyone must answer please hello before we can start. Hello? Well, that is better. Now, if you would all draw up your chairs and li...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Hans Christian Andersen,I've many a tale to tellAnd though I'm a cobbler,I'd say I tell them rather wellI'll mend your shoes and I'll fix your bootwhen I have a moment freewhen...Read Full Lyrics

Anywhere I wander, anywhere I roamTill I'm in the arms of my darling againMy heart will find no homeAnywhere I wander, anywhere I roamHer/His arms were warm as they welcomed meHer/...Read Full Lyrics

There once was an ugly duckling With feathers all stubby and brown And the other birds said in so many words Get out of town Get out, get out, get out of town And he went wit...Read Full Lyrics

Two and two are four, four and four are eight, eight and eight are sixteen, sixteen and sixteen are thirty twoInchworm, inchwormMeasuring the marigoldYou and your arithmaticYou'll ...Read Full Lyrics

DannyNo two people have ever been so in love, been so in love, been so in loveJaneNo two people have ever been so in love, as my lovey dove and IDannyNo two people have ever mooned...Read Full Lyrics

This is the story of the King's new clothes:Now there was once a king who was absolutely insane about new clothes and one day, two swindlers came to sell him what they said was a m...Read Full Lyrics

Woo hoo hoo hoo, oh you dogFirst you put your two knees close up tightYou swing them to the left and then you swing them to the rightStep around the floor kinda nice and lightAnd t...Read Full Lyrics