Opening Lyrics

There it stands in the corner with the barrel so straight I looked out the window and over the gate The big, fat rabbits are a-jumpin' in the grass Wait'll they hear my old shotgun...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you haul off and love me one more time Why don't you squeeze me until I'm turning blind If you don't cuddle up and love me like I want you to do I'm a gonna haul off and ...Read Full Lyrics

Sooner or later You're gonna be comin' around I betcha, I'll betcha that I'll catch ya You wait and see Sooner or later You wanna be hangin' around I betcha, I'll betcha if I'll c...Read Full Lyrics

Once there was a kiss, A kiss made of gold, Made of lover's gold Because the kiss was true. Once there was a fool Who shared this lover's gold, But, just like a fool, Its worth sh...Read Full Lyrics

I got the surprise, the surprise of my life I had to stop and stare I saw a man dancing with his own wife And you'll never guess where Chicago, Chicago, that toddlin' town, that t...Read Full Lyrics

Oh by Jove and by Jehovah, you have set my heart aflame, (And to you, you Casanova, my reactions are the same.) I would sing thee tender verses but the flair, alas, I lack. (Oh go ...Read Full Lyrics

This is our fork in the road Love's last episode There's nowhere to go, oh no You made your choice Now it's up to me To bow out gracefully Though you hold the key but baby [Choru...Read Full Lyrics

Going through my closet the other day Found an old yearbook, flipped right to the page Of that senior trip down there on that Panama strip We all started yelling when we smelled th...Read Full Lyrics

Oh woman, oh woman, oh what can she be Whatever she is, she's necessary A woman is something both evil and good But too complicated to be understood An angel when lovin', a devil ...Read Full Lyrics

Huh-huh-huh, my luck she is running very good! I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of gin They keep the hunger out and the happiness in I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of ...Read Full Lyrics