Turtle Lyrics

One man's fish is another man's poissonCooked bread, raw toastWet dirt, dry mudTuna of the barnyard, camel of the seaPigeon of the sewer, potato of the treeOverground rabbit, under...Read Full Lyrics

My car doesn't have a stereo systemMy car doesn't have a cellular phoneMy car's clock is stuck at 8:50My car's parked in a tow-away zoneChorus: But my car's got a nice roofrackBrig...Read Full Lyrics

Push on a pedal, push on a pedalGet your (gasp) heart startedPush on a pedalPush it down and up againGet on your bike, sit on the seatPush your feet on the pedalsAnd ride it all ar...Read Full Lyrics

Where are Jenny and the pigs?By gum, where are Jenny and the pigs?I keep on asking ‘til my tongue goes numb......Read Full Lyrics

Wake up, wake up, let tomorrow be todayDon't let the good times roll awayWake up, wake up, kick the sandman out the doorDon't let him sprinkle one grain moreWake up, wake up, as yo...Read Full Lyrics

Driving to the gig tonightI hoped and prayed with all my mightThat dreams of WoodstockWould come trueA crowd that stretched beyond my viewBut I dream too muchAnd practise far too r...Read Full Lyrics

There's a woman in the crowdWho doesn't seem to like the showThen again maybe she loves itBut hasn't let her face knowThat's URFESUnfortunate Resting Facial Expression SyndromeThat...Read Full Lyrics

I wish I were a waterbearThen I'd be comfy anywhereIn a vacuum, boiled or frozenCenturies of happy dozingPressure never leaves you in despairWhen you're a waterbearI wish I were a ...Read Full Lyrics

My life is really crap, I've really got it badI've got it worse than anybody else has ever hadThe people starving in the third world really should be gladCompared to me they've rea...Read Full Lyrics

What's that song? I've heard it beforeIt sounds so familiar but who can tell for sureAll I know, it's likely to be yet Another blatant rip off you can betBut I agree I'm too readil...Read Full Lyrics