Pirate Lyrics

(STEPPING ON SNAILS)I dont want to be wasting my time with my own idiocy.I walk down new tracks and end up back in the exact same place with the familiar taste of egg on face.I kee...Read Full Lyrics

Tear ducts, Im gonna have to get mine sewn upIf I dont see you sometimenow.Tear ducts, mine have filled themselves up,They overflowed and now the tears slide right into my mouth.An...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, wrap your arms around me till all your muscles atrophy!And I will drink your peppermint tea till I get cavities, cavities!Get over here and kiss my face off!Ill squeeze you til...Read Full Lyrics

The time I spend with you is all shits and giggles,But then you leave and instantly I’m in a pickle.So keep hanging around or I am bound to always frown,The lady at the show said...Read Full Lyrics

This is a hideous city, the trains are late and everyone’s nasty.Cast me into your life story, you’re the only one I wanna see.I’m falling for your charms and you wear them i...Read Full Lyrics

This gains only dark skinYou say something I know1, 2, 3, and 4You say something I knowThese things only I hearYou're dirty mind .... mindThis gains only dark skinYou say something...Read Full Lyrics

Too cold to call it summer anymore They took down all the yellow lights at Market Street and 4th I left the plastic furniture you put out in the shade under the porch It's been rai...Read Full Lyrics

The "told ya so" kid, lookin like he's itchin to singThe day hell got cold, sellin plane tickets to pigsTime-tested method for turnin a fat chance slimNo win dyin, push whatever's ...Read Full Lyrics

I can feel you staring at me(I swear I'm trying to stare back)From a million miles away(Think pretty soon I'm gonna crack)I feel like I'm collapsing to a pointAs these days pass me...Read Full Lyrics

Fuck the crickets in the treesWho says you need a nightlife to be someone?I killed some old friends in a dreamBut something’s still not rightHigher I.Q.Cultured up the ass, still...Read Full Lyrics