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Started with letters from the telephone man Even though the phone was never broken Answers to questions that were never asked Words that were never spoken You better think Y...Read Full Lyrics

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, just look at me My skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the ...Read Full Lyrics

Out in the backyard yesterday Trimming the Hedge while the neighbors kids were in pool The power cord got a little close To waters edge and sent 10, 000 volts down little Billy's s...Read Full Lyrics

Dancing round in circle staring at the sky Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride Your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out of her mind She hasn't had a shower since 1969...Read Full Lyrics

I take a look around Think of places I have been There really aren't too many I would like to see again I've been to 30 8 of 50 states Most of them I'd shut down 3 or 4 of them are...Read Full Lyrics

It's friday night, I've got a date With this vegan girl Katee You know I really like her style Smile, style Oh, I love you, Kate But you've gone too far You won't even sit in my br...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I got myself a new car Of course it's 44 years old It's currently not running But it's worth it's weight in gold It's colored prim(er) But it's all min(er) I paid 10 grand Fo...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my god I'm confused I wanna go punk But there's way too many rules Pardon me Mr. Punker I'm looking for some insight On the core that's right for me Tell me please I'm down on m...Read Full Lyrics

Hatred is okay Disobey disobey I'm fucking pissed Break somthing today Always look pissed Don't dress nice Don't be helpful Carry a knife Never think positive Get fucking wasted Ha...Read Full Lyrics

Howdy folks it's me again got a message to convey I'm so confused what's to lose I think I might turn gay On the day my bitch left She said stick in your rear She never thought she...Read Full Lyrics