1-900-Loser Lyrics

Blonde hair and brown eyes. She really turns me on. First time that I saw her, she was fucking ron. I don't know what she does but she does it to me, but taylor wayne's the only gi...Read Full Lyrics

Yo, I'm just playing bro, I'm faded man Yeah, allow me to uh, introduce myself Nah I'm saying? Let me take a sip of this Ciroc real quick Okay Well, I'm 5'5 or 5'6 She telling me s...Read Full Lyrics

roommates - i think they suck.roommates - they're a bunch of fucks.roommates - i think they're lame.roommates - they're all the same.they stay up all night, they eat your food.they...Read Full Lyrics

i don't go out.i don't date.i stay at home and masturbate.all i need is vaseline and a magazine.i'm not nice.i don't pretend.my right hand is my girlfriend.all i need is vaseline a...Read Full Lyrics

bitch all day about the taxes that you pay.won't do no good.whine all the time about the crime in your neighborhood.i hate my job and i wanna quit, but i need the money.life ain't ...Read Full Lyrics

i'm so useless - so tell me something new.i sit at home with nothing to do.i lay in bed and sleep all day.i'm a waste of life is what they say.i don't like work cause i'm so useles...Read Full Lyrics

i had a friend, but he died.he committed suicide.some bitch took him for a ride and he believed all of her lies.he was scarred by love.and it made him end his life.i knew a girl wh...Read Full Lyrics

say that you don't like me.what i do ain't right.well i'm tired of hearing all you hippies fucking cry.don't do this, don't do that.can i bum a cigarette man.it's not the 70's i do...Read Full Lyrics

d - is for dumb.you're as stupid as can be.u - are unimportant.you mean nothing to me.m - is for your mother for not aborting you.b - is cause you're boring and i don't like you.d....Read Full Lyrics

get up early, go to work.get yelled at by some jerk.he ain't smarter than me, but even he can see.i'm fucked.ain't gotta girlfriend.i know why, cause i wouldn't treat her right.wou...Read Full Lyrics