10 Don'ts For Honeymooners Lyrics

If you wanna be a bad boy with a motorbike (Ask Mr Jones)If you wanna just do them, all the things you like (Ask Mr Jones)He's rotten, he don't wear cottonCome on, come onWhen you ...Read Full Lyrics

I’m dead and dank and rottenMy arms are wrapped in cottonMy corpse loves you, let’s marry(Get smart, once) Every night at sleepy time(Get smart, twice) I hang my skin out on th...Read Full Lyrics

There is a house in PenangSo well known to the old gangBrace yourselves, take up the slackIn our mouths, the rubber bitsThen exposed whereon one sitsFirst the swish and then the cr...Read Full Lyrics

I quote in the vernacularAnd edit speech oracularTo seek a phrase spectacularLike, “Piss off you cunt”, or "I hate the Queen", or "I am one"I wheedle out a vanityExpose it with...Read Full Lyrics

Tick, tock, go the death watch beetles in él presidente’s swillPop, pop, goes the Cliquot magnum at the reading of the willHiss, hiss, goes the snakeskin wallet stuffed with Cru...Read Full Lyrics

Kiss, lick, stroke, flickQuiver, quiver, shake and shiver, baby, wowUn-clasp, flop, gaspSopping, sopping, there's no stopping nowBlonde, brunette, or redheadBlack, yellow or whiteT...Read Full Lyrics

My old man's a ViscountAnd he wears a Viscount's crownHe buys me Cardin trousersOf a tasteful shade of dark brownHe got his blue at OxfordAnd he pays my boating feesHe sends me For...Read Full Lyrics

Hey little girl, don't you know you're too shyWhen you say hello, they all say goodbyeHey little girl, don't you ever learnWhen you walk in they all seem to turnWhen you walk in th...Read Full Lyrics