10 Foot Midget Lyrics

Stoned asleep, on the couchreach into my, plastic peanutpull out a peanut, rub it on my toesthen I carefully, insert it in her noseHypocritical, PEANUT!Hypocritical, PEANUT!Hypocri...Read Full Lyrics

First let this story begin,It starts with my horrible sinI needed some money, I needed some cashSo an old lady I had to bashHit her in the head, she almost diedThen her children we...Read Full Lyrics

I HAD CORN FOR DINNER, FUCK YOU....Read Full Lyrics

What is the food that has the power to bringthe battle beast of man to its kneesmake him cry like there is no tomorrowand ignore his desperate pleas?ONIONSGood for you and don't ta...Read Full Lyrics

You thought, I liked youBut I don't, no I don't!You thought I would help youBut I won't, no I won't!You're just a human toiletShit in your mouthUrinate in your noseYou're where my ...Read Full Lyrics

What's so wrong about cannibalism?I think humans would be nice to eatA nice ribs with some thigh and calfAll made out of human meatCAN-A-BALCARN-A-VALLets eat people because we can...Read Full Lyrics

I don't like your hate and aggressionAll it causes is sadness and oppressionYou are not like meI'm happy, I'm freeHoorah for communism, Hoorah for communismHoorah for communism, Ho...Read Full Lyrics

FAT NANNYSHE'S OVERWEIGHTFAT NANNYAIR CARGO FREIGHTFAT NANNYSHE'S GONNA BE LATESHE IS COMING FOR YOUTHERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DOYou'll be eaten, before you can runDigesting slowly, i...Read Full Lyrics

Go surfing, by yourselfGo surfing, with no one elseGo surfing, get in strifeSo no one, can save your lifeSURFIIING! Ruin my voice!Go surfing, BY YOURSELF!Go surfing, WITH NO ONE EL...Read Full Lyrics

Come and Club a sealGood is what you'll feelMakes a tasty mealCLUB A SEAL!Forget about that icky vealAnd that long gross eelHunt and eat your food for realCLUB A SEAL!COME ON MOTHE...Read Full Lyrics