100 Times Fuckeder Lyrics

The first time I saw the Descendents, they were the fastest band I'd ever seen No one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for The Ally Cats to play After a couple m...Read Full Lyrics

It's so easy to defend the Status Quo With everyone so cool and cynical But when you see the end don't justify the means It's just that 180 degrees The great thing about bein' a h...Read Full Lyrics

We're the band with our own label That's money under the table, that's answering to no one But still, other bands just love to hate us Talking shit behind us, but smiling to our fa...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not here to entertain you I'm here to meet my friend the Russian The Irish, the German, the Columbian I don't care how bad I fuck up I care about how fucked up I get I'm not y...Read Full Lyrics

Why do I keep scratching, Scratching my balls? I don't like this feeling, I don't like it at all. Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs, I got those little fuckers biting an...Read Full Lyrics

You are a hippie, You smell like skunk, I'm your arch-enemy, A middle class punk. Get out, Get a life, Get a job, Everyone's smoking grass, Everyone is an ass. Can't you afford to ...Read Full Lyrics

Billy Cobin lost it all We knew he would eventually Some wonders why he took the fall Others just ask who the hell is he And why should we care for him? A baggy man with baggy clo...Read Full Lyrics

Staying home is not rally an option For alcoholics living in Manhattan Have you seen the size of John Bush's apartment? It's a bit smaller than a glove compartment For all my frien...Read Full Lyrics

It's okay Allow yourself a little hate Hatred is not so bad When directed at injustice You can turn the other cheek Just don't turn the other way Enemy of the planet We finally ha...Read Full Lyrics

I got an invitation to go to anarchy camp There will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an evening The soundtrack will go multi platinum, Barbecue a boca while the effig...Read Full Lyrics