12/26 Lyrics

I had a show a few weeks ago It's getting harder and harder to sing And it is hard to focus on my guitar Playing when inside a baby is kicking At first I was sad and scared Cause ...Read Full Lyrics

The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye I said don't you mean pe...Read Full Lyrics

Is new york city really like a graveyard they all ask me And I say well it was last week but man that was in the past See I stopped going to the places where the people act so nast...Read Full Lyrics

There are my specs The ones I've been looking for I threw them out the window ten years ago And now they're on my doorstep So you put one and one together And there will be better...Read Full Lyrics

Aesop*Rock I* can take my finger off Old dog old, trick new, twist Like actually take the finger off Wrap it in a blanket as you would a severed horse head Mail it to a friend you ...Read Full Lyrics

Thick shakes little snakes Fashion accessories earthquakes Five and dime cherry lime Wait my turn at the back of the line Barbed wire forest fire Muddy trail air in my tires Downhi...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever been swindled by a swindler who lies 'cause he wants to see you smile, have a good time, be inspired And he doesn't want for you to cry or know he cries inside So he ...Read Full Lyrics

It seemed like everyone I knew was dying I looked in the mirror and I was on fire Somebody yelled out "hey, stop, drop, and roll!" I said "that might save my skin, but it won't sav...Read Full Lyrics

There's a bear, a great big bear running down the hill And there's two more bears in the water there So I rest my head on the window sill And they splash, splash, splash Splash, s...Read Full Lyrics

I said, "David, put that seven-inch on About loving bad boys and then dance with me. " He said, "Silly ass bitch, that's my favorite song." He put it on and we danced around like m...Read Full Lyrics