20 Years (That's A Lot Of Beers) Lyrics

Woo Hoo Hooooo? Woo woo wooooo! Debbie just hit the wall She never had it all One Prozac a day Husband's a cpa Her dreams went out the door When she turned 24. Only been with one...Read Full Lyrics

Had to kiss you one more time So i followed you home And i almost lost you at the light I've seen you a couple of times But i had no idea That you would be mine tonight I was to m...Read Full Lyrics

Such a big man, such a little chick. I think it all goes back to your tiny Pick-up truck in the driveway, With a sticker on the window "Rest in Peace Number 3". Tell all your frien...Read Full Lyrics

Freeze frame! I can lay it on real thick cause I know how you don't like to get bogged down With anything 'bout us and our kick ass true love tale Sorry I swore just then cause I ...Read Full Lyrics

When I came home my stuff was on the lawn I thought she was happy, but I was wrong The note she left it took me by surprise Said I've turned into, some other guy The things she sai...Read Full Lyrics

We grew up in the suburbs Got guitars for Christmas And started a punk rock band Then we travelled the nation Became a sensation In our '82 dodge van Now we're getting older and m...Read Full Lyrics

She's a lovely girl But only when she gets her way She can be thoughtful Which is cool sometimes I think i like her But she sends an inconsistent vibe I hold my hand out Then she p...Read Full Lyrics

America a beautiful girl A gift to the world from outside of town A train wreck with unbelievable skin Hey, where have you been we haven't seen you around You know you don't have ...Read Full Lyrics

I saw you checking out the jukebox in the bar So I hit up a biker for some change I asked if you have ever heard 1985 You just looked to me like I was strange You ordered Jell-...Read Full Lyrics

I almost got drunk at school at fourteen Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen Who almost went on to be Miss Texas But lost to a s*** with much bigger breasts I almost ...Read Full Lyrics