2016 Lyrics

There's a big group of lads at the bar They've got Ralph Lauren shirts on and gel in their hair The fruit machine's rigged so it never gives out A pint of John Smith's is less t...Read Full Lyrics

Well Barack Obama's good, but I'd rather have Morgan Freeman Maybe John McCain, can be Gene Hackman Or even better we'll get John McClane, the guy from Die Hard Yippie Ki Yay Mo...Read Full Lyrics

Train full of people staring at their phones Every single one playing angry birds I downloaded it one day when I was bored of reading my own twitter feed Bored of staring at str...Read Full Lyrics

No Charlie, no, no, no No Charlie, no No Charlie, no, no, no No Charlie, no Well I'm not gonna take anymore Charlie Well I'm not gonna take anymore Charlie I'm gonna eat sala...Read Full Lyrics

I can't even think of a world without machines I think I'm in control of them but honey They're in control- ah fuck it, keep going I don't eat meat But I'm not a vegetarian ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] It's the beginning of British Summer Time The clocks go forward and the nights get light The full moon, one week ago Had quite an effect on things at home We all kno...Read Full Lyrics

Everyone's addicted to cocaine It's everywhere I go And if no ones gonna offer me a line tonight I think I'm gonna buy my own So I'll meet you in the toilet And I'll share m...Read Full Lyrics

Theres a paki on the corner and he runs a little shop And my dad he will not go there because he think he stole his job And theres a flaming homosexual, he’s dressed up like a ...Read Full Lyrics

Harry's in a helicopter Way above the dessert Shooting at the grounb below With an automatic weapon and He's so high that he's not sure What he's even shooting at But sergant...Read Full Lyrics

Well, he talks with a Polish accent And he works with a sense of pride He said, 'If you think you've had it hard I'll swap your life with mine.' He works his fucking bollocks o...Read Full Lyrics