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It is time to begin. It is just time to remember. The olden times. Who will be narrated now. Since that time sea gets dry, and has turned into a desert. The mountain peaks reaching...Read Full Lyrics

I can't get to sleep tonight No matter how hard I try Cause it's cold and it's dark And the wind is a whistlin' And I can't seem to put out the light Momma's been searching for ba...Read Full Lyrics

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Rage K...Read Full Lyrics

Stabbing her with my bowie while I'm naked. Painted from head to toe I'm so aroused. Ohh! Stabbing her with my bowie while I'm naked. Painted from head to toe I'm so, so aroused. ...Read Full Lyrics

Beelzeboss: I AM COMPLETE! Tenacious D: (BOTH) Fuuuck Beelzeboss: YES YOU ARE FuckED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK! NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK! THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE, AND Y...Read Full Lyrics

The pagan world will destroy Christianity, From there where no trace only ashes of the cross. And the Bible lines fall silently on the ground, Covering with itself all steps of Bla...Read Full Lyrics

Jb: The mission is clear, I'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner, Flat as a pancake And then i- aww noo! A camera Stay back here, Devise a plan...Read Full Lyrics

JB:Car chase city, That's the name, Of my game. It was all proven, It was totally lame! KG really fucking, Blew us some ass! Now we're fucking, Headed for a, Total collapse! Car c...Read Full Lyrics

Cave Woman: Weary travelers! KG: Hello? Cave Woman: Hello! KG: Who goes there? Cave Woman: We are the clan… of the cave bear women KG: What? Cave Woman: We see you there. D...Read Full Lyrics

[Big explosion & machine gun fire] Terminator: That was my chainsaw bazooka machine gun! I killed the fucking father Daddy Ding Dong JB: Yeah! Thank you! Terminator: I know th...Read Full Lyrics