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Called in sick to work today, I couldn't have gotten a damn thing done anyhow. Made myself some coffee and I listened to the rain rattling leaves, yeah. I told myself there's not...Read Full Lyrics

Ellen and Ben They met at someone's house warming party They didn't like each other at first I was still there I heard them talking as they found their rain coats They made a date ...Read Full Lyrics

It coulda been good It coulda been something special It may have had real potential It never could show It coulda been great It could been something alright But we never did keep i...Read Full Lyrics

If I don't have s-s-s-s-s-s-s** by the end of the week, I'm g-g-g-going to die If I don't feel a p-p-p-p-pair of s-s-s-soft l-l-l-l-lips on my own, oh, I'm going to hang my head an...Read Full Lyrics

I'm going to get you a gun I'm going to get a video camera We're going to take you downtown We're going to show them how to get things done I'm going to take you outside I'm going...Read Full Lyrics

I love a magician She can cut me in half She can find quarters behind my ear And make me laugh, one two one two Is this thing on? Let's assess. Oh yes, she's the best. There is no ...Read Full Lyrics

Saphire earings in the one hand Long stem rose and cash in the other Got one last kiss on her forehead Wonder what she's going to tell mother Out the window to the alley Join the s...Read Full Lyrics

She's wearing too much lipstick tonight A little black dress a little too tight Tries to make small talk but it drips with spite She knows that he's coming; it's really all right N...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh, don't you know Life is a fantasy dress ball And if you must come as yourself, well You're no fun at all Here's a tip: Just be yourself But more so And t...Read Full Lyrics

I rolled my eyes, burst into tears And how appropriate can you get? The details emerged, the anger surged I got to say I wish we never met Hey, a party cruise on the River Styx...Read Full Lyrics