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There I am in his car. The radio's on. "I Didn't Mean To Turn You On" is on. The one with the girl singer. He tore open my fishnet stockings. I don't know what I Was doing. I was a...Read Full Lyrics

Come, up close, see the new girl. She's going to cause Quite a stir. (A) milky smooth, juicy ripe fruit, she squishy talks When she walks Dance, Cherry, Dance. The world is in your...Read Full Lyrics

These are the chains I forged in my life- On my own time. Aahh. These are the sounds of grief and regret- Never forgetting. Aahh. Aahh. Now my chains are 30 feet long. Now my chain...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sorry for calling, but I didn't know where I was. Nothing looked familiar, and I was bumping into walls. I'm sorry for calling, It's me- you'll be glad to know. But when I stum...Read Full Lyrics

I'm here to address a forest of plaques that state, "There's nothing as precious as a friend." I've had encounters with the beast that will stick with me 'Til the end. They'll appr...Read Full Lyrics

(Name is actually "Skeletons") We walk around, Pretend we don't see The sickening joke Played out on we Have just a few years of juiced-plump skin Then it slides off; Back to the ...Read Full Lyrics

What's wrong with them? They're slow-poke-foot-paced-slag-lag-drag. What's wrong with them? They never even try. So, if you feel you may get a bit profane, Just remember they are d...Read Full Lyrics

Tres fou, Tres distingue, Or you would melt in my mouth, I should say. Bon journo, kiddo, Golly-gee so delicioso. I know I'm throwing out a jazzy line, But I like some pizzazz, som...Read Full Lyrics

Taken in Burned by The open end of a live wire Taken under By a lie There's only one way under the sky You look good, good to me Don't say anything, just breathe You look g...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse] (Female Troll: What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?) Is it the clumpy way he walks? Or the grumpy way he talks? Or the pear shaped square shape...Read Full Lyrics