American Lyrics

Pulled into the parking lot, parked it Zipped up my parka, joined the procession of marchers In my head like, "is this awkward? Should I even be here marching?" Thinking if they ca...Read Full Lyrics

Life moves pretty fast,You don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it. Look, I've been away from my city, the city's changes aint prettyTheys still be playing the...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro]Hello AmericansMy name is George Bush, and I'm goin' to do a rap for ya'llCheck it out[Verse 1]Bitch I'm from TexasWe're homophobic and sexistAnd if these Mexicans keep comi...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen Introducing The penis song (Oh no he didn't) (Honk a dick) This is my penis song I wish that I had a bigger shlong One that was quite a bit more thick and wa...Read Full Lyrics

At the turn of the century I did many things to protect myself I did many things to protect myself I made myself a needle-boy And I hid him in the closet And I made myself a money-...Read Full Lyrics

Two lightning bolts were delivered to my room They were gifts from Zeus I rock the bolts in a bassinet of pine People ask me how I am I say I'm all right, I'm fine I push the lig...Read Full Lyrics

Where’s the time all goneAll those golden suns have flown awayAll the good ones die youngBut a picture on my wall is there to stayOf your faceI always sayThey never make them lik...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a young chap, just a little bouncing boyMy family was not wealthy so I had to make doWith second-hand pyjamas and a single wooden toyA dinosaur my daddy made with balsa ...Read Full Lyrics

Jump up and down, and the moon she jumps tooLost my best friend, but the moon, she will do'Cause she follows me homeYeah, all the way homeAt nightNightOnly the lonely can understan...Read Full Lyrics

A young lady leaves her mother With no one to love her To protect her from the world And I have seen the monsters That will haunt her That'll tear her all apart And at her gravest...Read Full Lyrics