Alestorm Lyrics

One night I sailed the seas Of dark Thuringia I thirsted for an ale So I headed to a bar Schlumpfi was the name I saw above the door A curious smell came flowing out So I went insi...Read Full Lyrics

Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck you with a fucking anchor You're all cunts, so fuck you all Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker We're ...Read Full Lyrics

Far away in a secret cove In the land of Sgriubh-á-dubh We hide our mighty pirate ship From the eyes of folks like you Aboard the good ship Matey We brew a toxic punch It looks a ...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus]Into the oceans of hell my friendInto the oceans we ridePump with both hands til you're back on dry landWe're sailing the seas til we die[Verse 1]Well I was just a boy of t...Read Full Lyrics

In Paraguay there lives a manFive rusty hooks on his right handAnd rage consumes his every living dayAs one against the entire worldHis hooks of deadly wrath unfurledSlashing all t...Read Full Lyrics

How did we come to this place and timeOur lives now ruled by a mariner's rimeWe sold our souls to tell this taleThis quest for treasure we regaleWith the stars in the sky our guide...Read Full Lyrics

You walk around With an undeserved sense of pride I know and your friends know I'm not the only one in line I tried to feel sorry for you I tried to let go But it's not working N...Read Full Lyrics

Just move onNo work, no job sonThis place is what’s holding you back And it always has doneJust move onYou’ll never be someoneAll the hate and the lies You’re fed in headline...Read Full Lyrics

I don’t know, should I know? Have we brought this on ourselves?Or is it everybody else?They tell us no, tell us to goBoys you haven’t got a chanceWithout a five figure advanceA...Read Full Lyrics

THE ASIAN BAD BOYS FORGOT THEY BOARDING PASS NO MERCADO'S OR SOTHI-AS YOU SEE THEY HOT WITH THE SUMMER OF MADNESS AT ETERNAL ETHER DEGREES-3 BURNING FLYING DRAGONS WITH NO WINGZ-TH...Read Full Lyrics