A Captive Audience Lyrics

Sleeping Jesus sleeps in chapters and when he is out he swings a rust hatchet And when he is out his mom slings stray cats And when she is out, snot and tears fill the gutters of...Read Full Lyrics

All the kids of our town found old teeth, spit and licked Sewed them on moldy cloth, and flew the flag of distress Then became old bones and burned it up, but burned too Tired b...Read Full Lyrics

Tis' the season, own a bad cold. Sovereign treason, watch fluids flow slow. Reinvent crime, flush the household. Most common colds know heads can't say no. It's an inefficient repr...Read Full Lyrics

All my life I've acted very wrong And it worked out very well, almost too well I sparkled like a diamond stuck in a goat's ass Those who are bored are boring So I act very wron...Read Full Lyrics

Procrastinated rapist, shat through his loose teeth He shat right in the highest of places So-called moral systems collapsed Then the asses realized too much post sucking left c...Read Full Lyrics

Smile wiped off the face, I watch it throw a fit. Flies get it, First World problems, they are a hit. Tight ass speak, dumb ass split. Tired tongue, will get licked. The bed wetter...Read Full Lyrics

Dry eye's blind spot, see superstition. Spare change funeral, binge malnutrition. Dumb animal, expect a world without humans. Dumb animal, dead on the corner. So what, guys become ...Read Full Lyrics

At the end of history we let go of man’s memory Closed the garbage factory, cleaned the filthy sensory I shook the dead hand of the past, haunted by the future forecast When y...Read Full Lyrics

Presenting a dead coward as pigeons fall from the sky. Improvised surgery and the Old World rats are bound to die. Presenting un(man)kind, old ones grow up and die. Rearranged the ...Read Full Lyrics

There are those who are a quarter flesh and the rest is three parts stupid I put sand in their Vaseline; so don't let them try to screw you ...Read Full Lyrics