A Christmas Camel Lyrics

(brooker / reid) 'all hands on deck, we've run afloat! ' I heard the captain cry 'explore the ship, replace the cook: let no one leave alive! ' Across the straits, around the horn...Read Full Lyrics

She's fuddled my fancy, she's muddled me good I've taken to drinking, and given up food I'm buying an island, somewhere in the sun I'll hide from the natives, live only on rum I'm...Read Full Lyrics

We skipped the light fandango Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor I was feeling kinda seasick But the crowd called out for more The room was humming harder As the ceiling flew away ...Read Full Lyrics

Bought a souvenir in london Got to hide it from my mom Can't declare it at the customs But I'll have to take it home Tried to keep it confidential But the news is leaking out Got a...Read Full Lyrics

About to die - the crowds applaud you About to die - they'll resurrect you Light a candle up in kingdom come Light the way for the saviour's son A candle burning bright enough to t...Read Full Lyrics

(g. Brooker / K. Reid / are. Trower) Rings upon your fingers Bells upon your toes Ev'ry day's a game of chance Ev'ry body knows In the king's apartment Heavy lies the crown There ...Read Full Lyrics

(Brooker / Reid) It's not that I'm so cheerful, though I'll always raise a smile And if at times my nonsense rhymes then I'll stand trial My friends are all around me but they onl...Read Full Lyrics

Psychiatrists and lawyers destroying mankind Drivin' 'em crazy...and stealing 'em blind Bankers and brokers ruling the world Storing the silver and hoarding the gold Ain't no use ...Read Full Lyrics

Who will search for holy grail Past the edge beyond the veil Who will come beyond the light Far from reach beyond all sight Who will share this bitter cup Let the wild dogs tear th...Read Full Lyrics

Chicken in the farmyard, there's an oven in your bin You're growing old with sorrow, you're growing fat with sin I was living in the graveyard, I was hanging from the wall I was li...Read Full Lyrics