A Christmas Camel Lyrics

Tonight we sleep on silken sheets We drink fine wine and eat rare meats On Carousel and gambling stakeOur fortunes speed, and dissipateIt's candlelight and chandelier It's silver p...Read Full Lyrics

Bringing home the baconTender juicy steaks Breast-fed baby dumpling Gobbling up the cakes Milk-fed baby dumplingSlobbering, goo-faced, mean Wet-nursed sour purse spot faceBlubberin...Read Full Lyrics

Simple sister Got whooping cough Have to burn her toys Take her treats Eat her sweets Scare off all the boys Simple sister Got whooping cough Have to put her out Wear her clothes S...Read Full Lyrics

For you (whose eyes were opened wide whilst mine refused to see) I'm sore in need of saving grace. Be kind and humor me I'm lost amidst a sea of wheat Where people speak but seldom...Read Full Lyrics

(brooker / reid) *In the wee small hours of sixpenceAnd the lighted chandelierStands a rusty old retainerWhose old eyes are filled with tearsFor his master, good sir galant,Who is ...Read Full Lyrics

Picture RushStory Hush Got the picture got the rush Got the story got the hush Got the joker Got the flush Got the choker Got the crush Picture Rush. Story Hush Got the wrong side ...Read Full Lyrics

My Prussian-blue electric clock's Alarm bell rings, it will not stop And I can see no end in sight And search in vain by candlelight For some long road that goes nowhere For some s...Read Full Lyrics

The end of the evening, unable to cope Unique entertainment no longer a joke The close of the picture, the end of the show Merciless torment, torturous blow New lamps for old Brigh...Read Full Lyrics

While standing at the junction on 42nd Street I idly kick a pebble lying near my feet I hear a weird noise, take a look up and down The cause of the commotion is right there on the...Read Full Lyrics

Bought a souvenir in London Got to hide it from my mom Can't declare it at the Customs But I'll have to take it home Tried to keep it confidential But the news is leaking out Got a...Read Full Lyrics