Though you think me cold and slimy
I've got a nice home
I've tasted your best guacamole
And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil
A worm's life can be easy
If he lay low, out of...Read Full Lyrics
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I've been aching to sneeze
Begging please, pretty please
But I can't get the thing to come out
I've been down on my knees
I've been pissing on trees
But the evil thing just won't c...Read Full Lyrics
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What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?
There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy
I've had my lungs checked out with X rays
I've smelled the hospital hallways...Read Full Lyrics
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I was walking through the country
And passing through lovely scenery
When I came upon some rotting remains
And though the carcass was wormy
Well, after all, it's all part of na...Read Full Lyrics
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I sit each morning, look at my empty notebook
The room is quite, the air conditioning sounds like rain falling
Manic-depressive composer Robert Schumann,
When he could not write, w...Read Full Lyrics
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I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered
1234567 and so on
But the time will come
When these numbers have all ended
And all I ever seen will be forgotten
Won't you c...Read Full Lyrics
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Take that back or I'll mess you up
I've had it up to here
Get back in your car and drive
And put it in high gear
Cause now you're gone
And I'm lovin' it
Bye-bye baby, goodbye
I'...Read Full Lyrics
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I've all my wisdom teeth
Two up top, two beneath
And yet I'll recognise
My mouth says things that aren't so wise
But when I sing my darling's praise
I know I'm right, or close anyw...Read Full Lyrics
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Brad:
She is the queen, oh yeah, alright
Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright
Ellen:
It's not that I'm so tricky
It's not that I'm so dumb
It's not that I'm a filter queen
That s...Read Full Lyrics
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I get up every morning
I'm mean to everyone
But you just you ignore me
You seem think it's fun
And I need to get away
And you need to get away from me
And you see it's the right t...Read Full Lyrics
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