A Round Figure Lyrics

Well he had insisted On paying for the meal but His jaw dropped when he saw The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill And suddenly he is He is just about at vague as you can get Witho...Read Full Lyrics

And I listened to her Without trying to come up with an excuse to leave She used to laugh so hard at Something she thought of on the toilet That she just about fell off the toilet ...Read Full Lyrics

They were all Using mirrors To study thei mouth Movements for themselves They were all Learning that The curve is the thing When making up lips...Read Full Lyrics

Up close to the edge I wanna fall all the way down Up close to the edge Open my eyes Walk straight ahead I wanna fall All the way down I'm gonna run When I hit the ground Do you fe...Read Full Lyrics

He had He had never done Anything like that one Oh my, five stars I got him tanked up Took him out in the car Pass me this new tape With a little luck we might get An ide...Read Full Lyrics

Claims to have the world' most dangerous variety trick The wife sits perched on his desk ready to take the next dictation She was the embodiment of the 'good comrade' I just don't ...Read Full Lyrics

The show's highlight was A good cat fight The dancing girls were practicing Their high kicks I've also been skanking across My kitchen floor to these sounds Or, as one critic might...Read Full Lyrics

Well I cannot take you Anywhere, but it is no fun Going without you, hon Well I can use figures to prove Anything, tapes and such You bought to play Along with You're the sort of ...Read Full Lyrics

A colony of bees swarmed on the saddle of his brand new bike yeah Ha ha aha They have all this sunshine but they still buy hardtop cars Cross your hands on the steering wheel A lit...Read Full Lyrics

Because I happen to be a foolish thick headed honkey donkey. And when a thick headed donkey like me makes up her foolish thick headed mind, Most of the time she gets what she wants...Read Full Lyrics