A Rum Tale Lyrics

Outside the gates of Cerdes sits the two-pronged unicorn Who plays at relaxation time a rhinestone flugelhorn Whilst mermaids lace carnations into wreaths for ailing whales And Nep...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight we sleep on silken sheets We drink fine wine and eat rare meats On Carousel and gambling stakeOur fortunes speed, and dissipateIt's candlelight and chandelier It's silver p...Read Full Lyrics

My Prussian-blue electric clock's Alarm bell rings, it will not stop And I can see no end in sight And search in vain by candlelight For some long road that goes nowhere For some s...Read Full Lyrics

She wandered through the garden fence And said, 'I've brought at great expense A potion guaranteed to bring Relief from all your suffering' And though I said, 'You don't exist' She...Read Full Lyrics

(brooker / reid)*Lime street in the afternoonEverybody crazy as a coonI'm running round in my underpantsTrying to find some kinda romanceQuarter past three [sic] on lime streetI go...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight we sleep on silken sheets We drink fine wine and eat rare meats On Carousel and gambling stakeOur fortunes speed, and dissipateIt's candlelight and chandelier It's silver p...Read Full Lyrics

There's too many women and not enough wineToo many poets and not enough rhymeToo many glasses and not enough timeDraw your own conclusionsMy old dog's a good old dogMy old man's a ...Read Full Lyrics

Conquistador your stallion stands in need of companyAnd like some angel's haloed browYou reek of purityI see your armor plated breastHas long since lost its sheenAnd in your death ...Read Full Lyrics

It's not that I'm so cheerful, though I'll always raise a smile And if at times my nonsense rhymes then I'll stand trial My friends are all around me but they only breathe through ...Read Full Lyrics

Conquistador your stallion stands in need of companyAnd like some angel's haloed browYou reek of purityI see your armor plated breastHas long since lost its sheenAnd in your death ...Read Full Lyrics