A Snake in the Shower Lyrics

In the middle of a mission I met Esther in the kitchen Drinking something blue it looked like Windex She could shake but couldn't really sing Sharpened like a feral thing Helped me...Read Full Lyrics

Are you hanging up your stockings on your wall? It's the time that every Santa has a ball Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? Does he turn up on his sleigh? Do the fairies keep him ...Read Full Lyrics

Fa la la la, fa la la la Fa la la la, fa la la la I box 'em up with a bow Then I go pole to pole Rudolph, follow your nose (Rudolph, follow your nose) To Japan, Isle of Man Down t...Read Full Lyrics

It's Christmas time, there's always much to do I'd rather spend my time and be with you I'm overcome with fear and sadness Baby, save me from this madness By doing something I woul...Read Full Lyrics

What if I don't come, what if I die? What if I ruin Christmas night again? Know that shit's been on your mind, babe Every time Santa comes, oh ooh I guess we'll all find out tomorr...Read Full Lyrics

You know the song Forget everything that went wrong And I'll sing along It's the time of the year where we all Get along, 'cause as long as there's beer The real festive cheer The ...Read Full Lyrics

Loaded gun, that's how she feels Hard as stone, she aims to kill She hides her fears and burns it all You can't get even, you'll be lost I'm saying, "Hey, Lola!" She can get a lit...Read Full Lyrics

Goin' down like a sunset Burnin' out like a cigarette Blowin' through the cash, through the past Drinkin' down that memory 'til there's nothin' left I could go on and on Why you're...Read Full Lyrics

Red eye got delayed, blame it on the rain Guess I gotta stay another night In this town full of lights Guys like me don't like Yeah, I flagged a yellow car, found a smokey bar Thre...Read Full Lyrics

She said, "Baby, do you ever miss bein' alone?" I said, "Hell no, I don't" She said, "Do you really think I'm where you belong?" I said, "You know and I know You're perfect for me ...Read Full Lyrics