A Souvenir of London Lyrics

Tell you how the story standsI'm a victim in your handsGot me pleading on my bended kneesThat's the way the picture readsIt's a horror showIt's a body blowAnd it's gone too farTell...Read Full Lyrics

She wandered through the garden fence And said, 'I've brought at great expense A potion guaranteed to bring Relief from all your suffering' And though I said, 'You don't exist' She...Read Full Lyrics

This war we are waging is already lostThe cause for the fighting has long been a ghostMalice and habit have now won the dayThe honours we fought for are lost in the frayStandards a...Read Full Lyrics

She's fuddled my fancy, she's muddled me good I've taken to drinking, and given up food I'm buying an island, somewhere in the sun I'll hide from the natives, live only on rum I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

It seems as clear as yesterdayWe saw it in a dreamBut dream became insanityAn awful gaping screamSo sad to see such emptinessSo sad to see such tearsAnd heaped up leaves of bittern...Read Full Lyrics

The Devil came from Kansas. Where he went to I can't say Though I teach I'm not a preacher, and I aim to stay that way There's a monkey riding on my back, been there for some time ...Read Full Lyrics

Simple sister Got whooping cough Have to burn her toys Take her treats Eat her sweets Scare off all the boys Simple sister Got whooping cough Have to put her out Wear her clothes S...Read Full Lyrics

We skipped the light fandangoTurned cartwheels 'cross the floorI was feeling kinda seasickBut the crowd called out for moreThe room was humming harderAs the ceiling flew awayWhen w...Read Full Lyrics

Some say they will and some say they won't Some say they do and some say they don't Some say they shall and some say they shan't And some say they can and some say they can't All i...Read Full Lyrics

Who will search for holy grailPast the edge beyond the veilWho will come beyond the lightFar from reach beyond all sightWho will share this bitter cupLet the wild dogs tear them up...Read Full Lyrics